So proud of myself not to be tempted by the Easter Bunny, I’m sorry to hear that some women don’t have a lot of willpower. Not to brag, but I personally have a tremendous amount of willpower. In fact, I haven’t even touched the many SWEET JESUS I WOULD KILL FOR A F*$#ING CHOCOLATE EGG, AND MARSHMALLOW CHICKEN Peeps I bought for my Cutie Patootie’s Easter Basket. Nope, not a single piece of scrumptious, Cadbury Cream Easter Egg has passed by my determined red lips. You see, I am not tempted, it’s important to remember that dieting OMG, A BASKET OF jellybeansAMPHETAMINE is a mental game. And one needs to stay strong of mind and appreciate that your body’s health is far more important than GET INTO MY MOUF, YOU DELICIOUS MILK CHOCOLATE BUNNY RABBIT a few moments of sugary weakness. For it is our strength that keeps us looking good...

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