Category Archives: Other Funny Things

I’m not 100% sure I have my priorities straight?

I’m not 100% sure I have my priorities straight.   I am trying to pack for a trip to New York (which makes me feel really, really good) and am pretty much having an existential crisis because I’m trying to keep my packing to one checked and one carry on items only. And I am FAILING. Horribly.   Why?   Shoes. In New York I will be meeting with important type people. And will have to wear clothing of the business variety.    What I have realized is, I have either not enough, or too many shoe options.   See.. all my outfits require slightly different types of shoes. And I don’t have space for all of them. But I don’t have any sort of Neutral shoes that go with everything.   So I’m either packing four shoes in addition to whatever I’ma be wearing...

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O. Happy Day!

O. Happy Day! I love Progressive Dinners, a lingering meal spiced with much socializing and drinking. They are so much fun! So I agreed to host the appetizers and drink portion of our “Neighborhood progressive Dinner” When I am preparing to host a dinner party the first thing I do is set the tone for the party. This is a casual dinner party right?  O. my gosh.  How fantastic! Simple yet spectacular!!!!! Can’t be much for me to prepare?...

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bla bla bla Because I’m NICE!!!! What the *&#% happened to today??? bla bla bla Today was insane. Completely and utterly insane. It went by so fast that I’m a little bit worried I’m in a coma and that all this is a dream and its actually still June 2011 and I’ve been hit by a car because I ran in to traffic to avoid my godawful day. I think I’m like the priceline negotiator. He just hands shit out right? His boss should just fire him….. I’m going to tell you guys my shameful secret. bla bla bla I’m a TERRIBLE Listener/negotiator.  bla bla bla Yep that means I’m super good at TALKING! Because I’m nice! I hear you talking but I already know what you’re about to say so I’m gonna keep talking….bla bla bla bla Emily Post is rolling in her grave. She is the one...

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